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That's
right...Sing Sing Prison and Correctional Facility is back.......
Well be careful not to break any dance laws on Friday night
of this year's NY Hustle Congress because...SERGEANT
SMITTY, who is Head of the DANCE POLICE will be there
to throw you in our jail, 'Dance Dance' (and he means it!).
High up on the Dance Crimes List will be
punishable infractions such as:
In
the Following Division:
~Reckless
Spinning
~Dangerous Arm Styling
~Not following your leader
~Looking everywhere 'but' your partner
and last but not least
~Overly
Large Back Rocks While Wearing Stiletto Heels
In
the Leading Department:
~Leading
your partner into oncoming traffic
~Spinning your partner with their arm behind their head
~Suggestive (or inappropriate) Moves
~Leading by verbal commands and one of highest offenders (and
my personal punishable favorite)
~Over Leading by Pulling and Arm Wrenching
In
Both Divisions:
Bad
Hygiene
Eye Poking
and Dancing Off Time!
These dance crimes and more can land you in the jail and it
will be up to your peers
when (and if) you get out! Sure to be lots of laugh, don't
miss out on the fun!
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